How to Enjoy the Deuce Diaries

Like a bad CSI episode, this blog will keep you guessing until the last minute. I will bring to you the past, present, and future of my bathroom emergencies. I encourage you to post your own stories, express your sympathies, or make suggestions to make my life better under the comments after any blog that moves you. If you are looking for the sheer entertainment of the truthful near-deuce (in pants) encounters, then read the "Deuce-aster stories." If you are looking to play the guess what's triggering the irritable bowel syndrome home game, read the "Daily Diet and Deuce Effects" posts which are labeled by date. In these posts, I will describe what I ate and what level of stress or nervousness I was dealing with. But like searching through a big dump after eating a few Chipotle burritos, you will find some kernels of goodness in these posts. This is because my life is a constant adventure. My stomach is like Mount Vesuvius, ready to explode at any moment and bring hell upon any day. Therefore, you just might find another entertaining story about the runs. And you may be Sherlock Holmes and find the way to stop this menace!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

7-19-08

Breakfast: two bowls of cheerios with lactose free milk.
Lunch: Mushroom Tetrazini with goat cheese sprinkled on top. Low-fat yogurt with fresh raspberries and granola.
Dinner: Blue cheese burger with french fries with a few dark amber beers during and afterward.
After drinking snacks: dannon activia then bagel bites!!

Day 4 of the Dannon Activia experiment.

No exercise, no stress. Just bloggin.

The deuce effect: A big log was dispensed into the bowl minutes after the cheerios was eaten. If felt like more was to come, but that was not in the cards. More "normal" deuces were dispensed before and after the drinks were consumed.

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