How to Enjoy the Deuce Diaries

Like a bad CSI episode, this blog will keep you guessing until the last minute. I will bring to you the past, present, and future of my bathroom emergencies. I encourage you to post your own stories, express your sympathies, or make suggestions to make my life better under the comments after any blog that moves you. If you are looking for the sheer entertainment of the truthful near-deuce (in pants) encounters, then read the "Deuce-aster stories." If you are looking to play the guess what's triggering the irritable bowel syndrome home game, read the "Daily Diet and Deuce Effects" posts which are labeled by date. In these posts, I will describe what I ate and what level of stress or nervousness I was dealing with. But like searching through a big dump after eating a few Chipotle burritos, you will find some kernels of goodness in these posts. This is because my life is a constant adventure. My stomach is like Mount Vesuvius, ready to explode at any moment and bring hell upon any day. Therefore, you just might find another entertaining story about the runs. And you may be Sherlock Holmes and find the way to stop this menace!

Monday, July 28, 2008

7-27-08

I quick slider began the day and nothing else unusual. I am starting to narrow it down to either curry sauce or driving as being my main triggers. I would like to cure my driving woes if that truly is a problem. here's what happened today:

stress free day of sitting around the house.
brunch: egg, turkey bacon, american cheese on english muffin
dinner: leftover steak, creamed spinach and au gratin potatoes. a salad with lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, avocado and honey vinagrette dressing.
after dinner: activia and blueberries
after after dinner: shredded wheat cereal

dietary supplements: the usual.
exercise: none

the deuce story. Aside from the morning slider, I was fine. I had a bit of gas in the evening, but I was in the comforts of my home so no problems caused. The paint began to peel on the walls, but no social disruptions.

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